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Saturday, April 16, 2005

Hey guys... I pray that all of you are doing well... It's just me, your residential Paladin and today I'll be writing on something called LOVE... I noticed my close friends (in and out of school) are starting to fall in love. Hence, I decided to research and compile on this topic on the net and put it here. Hope it leaves a smile on your face!

To my other half, miss you. I need you.

Shakespeare:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison,
suicide yourself for her.

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back.

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....

Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
If she doesn't, the Weibull
Distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.

Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!

Physician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle
Of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c)
(where cis the infinite constant of no turning point)

When you love someone:
Set her free ....
Imprison yourself.
If she returns,
She'll free you,
And your love was meant to be.

Hur hur.

Your Muay Thai Trained Discipline Rep,
Paladin
(Khai)

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