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Saturday, April 30, 2005
Okay. Its been a hard week. Gokurosama,minna-san. So the guys can do Muay Thai. But sometimes we just dun have as much force.(like, maybe after Gothic) Well, your probs will be solved.
*drumrolls.....!*
Presenting the beginner's manual to CATFIGHTS: Suitable for anyone ranging from the nerd next door to bimbs in pink.
Lesson 1
*If the attacker is female*
- Go for the fringe. Pull.
- Smaller portions hurt more. pulling huge handfuls doesn't hurt as much.
- Scratch. Blood is good for your nails. Aim for areas like the arms, collarbone, cheeks and eyes.
- Grab and Twist. Gently grab punches at the forearms, (nv at the fist.) then tighten and twist as hard as you want.
- Wear heels or stillettoes? Good. Now go for the shins. Even soccer players don't wear shinguards all the time.
- Scream. As loud as you can. Into the other person's ears. Hit more than 91 decibels if possible.
I got these from my streetfighter pal who was formerly involved in fights twice every week and almost got thrown into rehab. She claims they are surefire (or to quote Khoo "idiot proof") ways to make sure they cry for mommy and smudge their mascara in the process.
Hope you'll nv have to use them.
Ja, minna-san!~
~*^Wierdo w/o the eye^*~
Crew of 04a04/06| 11:13 PM
Saturday, April 30, 2005
Okay. Its been a hard week. Gokurosama,minna-san. So the guys can do Muay Thai. But sometimes we just dun have as much force.(like, maybe after Gothic) Well, your probs will be solved.
*drumrolls.....!*
Presenting the beginner's manual to CATFIGHTS: Suitable for anyone ranging from the nerd next door to bimbs in pink.
Lesson 1
*If the attacker is female*
- Go for the fringe. Pull.
- Smaller portions hurt more. pulling huge handfuls doesn't hurt as much.
- Scratch. Blood is good for your nails. Aim for areas like the arms, collarbone, cheeks and eyes.
- Grab and Twist. Gently grab punches at the forearms, (nv at the fist.) then tighten and twist as hard as you want.
- Wear heels or stillettoes? Good. Now go for the shins. Even soccer players don't wear shinguards all the time.
- Scream. As loud as you can. Into the other person's ears. Hit more than 91 decibels if possible.
I got these from my streetfighter pal who was formerly involved in fights twice every week and almost got thrown into rehab. She claims they are surefire (or to quote Khoo "idiot proof") ways to make sure they cry for mommy and smudge their mascara in the process.
Hope you'll nv have to use them.
Ja, minna-san!~
~*^Wierdo w/o the eye^*~
Crew of 04a04/06| 11:13 PM
[da Beautiful People]
Hunks!
Sherfeeq - the guy who score goals on the football field
Khai - the gentle warrior
Melvin - the one who can sing
Thevah - observant and smart, with lots of stories to tell
Henry - his face gleams with joy at the tot of seeing his gf :D
Shawn - an all rounder
Bao - he's an artist
Ray - encouraging, down to earth - gets his priorities rite.
Faisal - responsible and sensible.
Sathiya - he's tall, dark and... tall and dark. :P
Alwyn - the joker of the century. last century. haha.
Stanley - (play chinese kungfu music in background)
Babes!
Huishi - an adorable, lovable and huggable girl.
Cathy - a gd listener
Ho Ting - e cls's auntie who knws lots of great shopping deals :P
Daena - her laughter. juz her laughter. :D
Melisa - intelligent, tolerant, hardworking girl :)
Isrin - big eyes but loves to slp. hehe
Maz - she's got a love for photography
Liyana - she's a princess
Claryce - the coolest girl i've ever seen
Charlene - she loves Paris Hilton, being one too!
Priya - she gets too high sometimes
Hani - LiLo!!
Clare - i repeat, u'r not weird.
Anjali - she's got pretty eyes
Nor - she's funny, and definitely a wonderful girl. :)
Hailey - The ever quiet girl. :)
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